So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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