So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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