# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
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