I can tuck mytits in my pants
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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