fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
how drunk are you?
Several
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Randomize
