i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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