Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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