Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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