We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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