Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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