I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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