Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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