ya dads aren't the best wingmen
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
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