Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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