Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Randomize
