I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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