I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I just found a bag of teeth...
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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