You can't motorboat a personality
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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