.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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