then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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