I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
