lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
