Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
