Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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