lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
id be glad to
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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