I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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