Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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