My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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