kristin has been a bad kristin
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
My vagina is officially offended.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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