party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
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