i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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