I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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