I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Less talking, more tequila
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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