so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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