I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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