Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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