just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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