ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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