I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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