Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Randomize
