How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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