so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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