Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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