i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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