Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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