so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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