"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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