how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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