and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
