In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
